Thursday, July 17, 2008

Intenet Wealth




I never even saw my boyfriend this morning because he was so busy getting ready for work. And then at the last moment he comes in here and he's mad at me for ignoring him. I guess I'm supposed to sit there and watch him put his shoes on.

At the risk of offending ice cream truck drivers everywhere, why do they always seem so smarmy to me? Why can't they look like Dick Van Dyke in a bowtie and pink striped button down shirt? If they weren't in that truck selling ice cream to your kids, would you feel safe if your kids went to the beach with them or the mall?

I want my house to be organized but I don't want to do it. I'm so overwhelmed. My stuff is owning me and that's just not right.

Head hurts a little. Maybe I need more than Code Red Mt. Dew for breakfast. Yah think? Blah.

My cats make themselves comfortable regardless. They really have the art of relaxation down, sprawled all over my pillow or curled up inside a box of fabric.

I can't decide if it's going to be cold or hot today and I'm not getting dressed until I figure this out.

My thoughts don't fit into little boxes and I know I'm jumping around a lot but that is rather the point of free association. No telling where this will end up on Google, but it no doubt will because they love original and seemingly non-sensical content, more so than photos. And usually on my photo pages I don't comment much preferring to let the photo speak for itself. But photos speaking do not get you good Google search engine placement. Content does, especially if you are talking about high ticket items like ipods and cellphones and laptops and all that high tech consumer driven commercialism. I don't even have or want an Ipod much less to analyze their features or talk about them. Knowing me, if I had one I'd probably drop it in a pool or down the drain grating because my arms are always full. I'm always trying to juggle a tote bag and a purse and a tackle box and a camera and a journal and sporting goods. I always need more arms and hands. I should be a human octopus. That might help.

And who of you out there thought that all those creative writing, photography and typing courses would come in handy some day. Not only handy but absolutely essential to your success as an Internet tycoon. I know all of you out there, or most of you anyway are hoping to find riches via the Internet and I believe it's possible which is why I have about a zillion blogs and social networking sites and I'm always signing up for new onese even though I have absolutely no way to keep up with the old ones. I would need to clone myself ten times over. But some money is flowing my way because of the Internet so it's working it's working. Now I can probably buy one dollar menu meal a day because of Internet earnings. Look out tummy, here it comes.
Hahahahaha.
Don't forget to laugh today.

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